What should I do if I get hard on a girl? What to do if you get up? How does he get up?

Do you want to get married, but your loved one is in no hurry to propose? What if you behave like one of the 10 girls discussed in this article? Then don’t be surprised that the cherished words “Will you become my wife?” - everything doesn’t sound at all, and your hopes for a happy family life are not justified. Here are 10 types of women that men don't want to marry.

Women that men don't want to marry

1. “Everything will be the way I want it”. Many men avoid girls with a domineering character and a desire to always insist on their own in all matters, from the location of the vacation to the date of your wedding. But the wedding may not take place if the man does not feel strong, confident, and a protector with you. And it doesn’t matter that you can fix the kitchen faucet better than him, you shouldn’t flaunt it.

What to do? If you like to command, you still need to try to restrain your ardor. And even better - find a man with a stronger character, who will not have any difficulty “tame the shrew.”

2. Jealous and distrustful. No man will like the constant need to justify why he was an hour late at work and did not call exactly at six o'clock, as promised. Perhaps at the beginning of the relationship he will show sympathy that his beloved was offended, deceived, betrayed. He will even promise to prove that he is not like that at all. But having to prove it all the time is stressful. Nobody wants to pay for other people's mistakes.

What to do? Do not remember the past, forgive the men who hurt you, so that this does not interfere with building new relationships. And trust your loved one, even if you really want to test his strength.

3. “You are everything in life to me”. It would seem that a man should appreciate such devotion and the desire to devote all his free time to him. But in practice it turns out that if you spend twenty-four hours a day together, satiety will set in very quickly and you will want to go somewhere, of course, without your obsessive companion. A man may feel like he is suffocating from your care and attention.

What to do? Even if you have met the love of your life, this does not mean that you need to stop communicating with friends and relatives, and limit yourself to short messages on social networks with your best friend. Remember: if for some reason the relationship does not work out (although you don’t want to think about it at all), these people dear to you will be able to at least say the banal phrase “He doesn’t deserve you.”

4. “Player who likes to play”. There is an obvious paradox here: on the one hand, men do not like too serious women who, from the very first meetings, show how they dreamed of being next to them. On the other hand, when they start playing with them and openly leading them by the nose, they will also not be delighted. Oddly enough, representatives of the stronger sex also want to love and be loved.

What to do? You can play a little in an exciting game called “flirting,” but you should still know when to stop and not be afraid to show your true feelings at the right time instead of demonstrating ostentatious indifference. The main thing is that these feelings really exist.

5. "I want to change you". This woman may be hiding behind the words: “I accept you as you are.” However, these are just words, but in reality it turns out that she seeks to change her companion in everything, from tastes in clothing to preferences in music and cinema. But do not forget that a man will tolerate such behavior for the time being. And then it may turn out that his friends will be closer to him than you.

What to do? Initially choose a partner with similar tastes and views. When there is a discrepancy on all points, there are not many chances for a happy future together.

6. “Not a step without mom”. At first, a guy might think it's great that his girlfriend is on good terms with her mom. However, when she starts calling her five times a day right in front of him, reporting on everything that is happening, talking about the film she just watched in the cinema, and the cakes eaten in the cafe, it already begins to irritate him. And if at the same time there is no reaction to your meaningful look, and even with a direct request: “Come on, you can talk later,” the conversation with your beloved mother continues, the most patient man will no longer be able to stand it.

What to do? Talk with your mother, grandmother, friend when you have gone home, and on a date pay attention to your loved one. After all, you, too, would not be pleased with a long conversation between your boyfriend and a friend about the results of the match between Dynamo and Spartak.

7. "Looking for Daddy". This type of girl, as a rule, chooses men with a significant age difference, to whom they gladly demonstrate their helplessness. However, if a girl cannot independently perform the simplest actions, for example, choose a dress for herself or cook dinner, then a man will have doubts about how suitable she is for family life.

What to do? You can sometimes play the role of a weak creature in need of help, but doing this all the time is not recommended. Your man should know that he will be taken care of and will not be left hungry.

Type 8. Gossip Girl. If you love to gossip about your friends, colleagues, relatives, then you should not choose your boyfriend for this. A friend is a much more suitable option. And your boyfriend may wonder whether he can trust you and tell you some secrets concerning his life if everyone he knows immediately finds out about them.

What to do? It is worth trying to get rid of the habit of gossiping. Well-mannered girls don't do that. Think about it, would you be pleased if some fables were told about you behind your back?

Type 9. “I am no worse than others”. This woman should be at least no worse than her friend, sister or employee, and ideally surpass them in all respects. Striving for excellence is not a bad quality; it allows you to move forward. But it is positive if a person moves towards the goal himself, and does not force those around him to move: “A year ago her boyfriend gave her a mink coat, but I still wear a rabbit. You don’t love me at all!”

What to do? Learn to appreciate what you have. After all, perhaps Nadya has never been to Turkey, but you go there with your loved one every year. Comparing yourself with others is an extremely unproductive activity, because there will always be a girl who is more beautiful than you, or slimmer, or whose fur coat costs more.

Type 10. “Forever losing weight”. This woman can talk for hours about diets, caloric content of foods and mass index. These topics are of little interest to most men, and in large quantities they cause irritation. If a girl is ready to get by with a couple of lettuce leaves and a cherry tomato for dinner, this does not mean that such a dinner will be acceptable for her loved one. On the other hand, women prone to gluttony also cause antipathy. Men even joke that they won’t be able to feed them.

What to do? Do not reach the point of fanaticism when it comes to losing weight. And pamper your man with his favorite steak, even if you only have a vegetable salad or a glass of kefir for dinner.

Wise decision

If you manage to change yourself and your behavior, then both parties will benefit. Your boyfriend will love you even more, and your chances of hearing the long-awaited “Sunny, marry me” will increase several times.

Afterword

Some representatives of the stronger sex are perplexed: “I do everything possible for my Katya (Lisa, Dasha). I give flowers not only for birthdays, I don’t forget about gifts, movies and cafes here are something ordinary, not a festive one. And she doesn’t have to pay for all these pleasures by standing at the stove 3 times a day and washing my socks. So why does she constantly start talking about painting and a white dress?

Female look. And Katya is also at a loss: “Yes, I feel that my boyfriend loves me. And what kind of diamond ring I gave for my birthday, all my girlfriends burst with envy. But I turned out to be ungrateful, in his words, I did not appreciate the impulses of my soul. So, it’s not diamonds and furs that are important to me, I want a family with him, a child, cooking breakfast in the morning and drinking tea together before bed, discussing current news. Why is this so difficult for him to understand?

Classic problem. The problem of women's desire to quickly ring their beloved and men's resistance to this action is as old as the world. What kind of tricks and tricks are used. Sometimes they are even humiliating for the girl. “So what,” Katya will say, “the main thing is the result. Otherwise he may not even be able to recover until retirement.”

But maybe you shouldn’t rush to get pregnant? And you don’t need to ask your brother, who has been married for a long time and already has kids, to talk some sense into your boyfriend. There is a simpler way out: reconsider your behavior by looking at yourself from the outside.

All men have moments in their lives when the readings on the device begin to rise. Sometimes it happens on time, sometimes not on time. And different people (animals, objects, etc.) can escalate the situation for you. It is very good that you are reading our article, and not an article from a neighboring site, which describes what to do if you stand up to a boy. Because here we will look at a classic situation - what to do if you step on a girl.

First of all, assess the situation.

Does she have the desire to have intercourse with the very girl who caused such a violent reaction in you? If the lady is in the same bed with you, completely naked, facing you, then bless your young body for the correct reaction and get down to business. This is the ideal situation in which a girl can stand up. Especially if you already know. But there are others. Below I will provide a description of the situation and guidelines for action in each of them.

1. For example, this girl is lying on the bed with another, or another, or even with a whole squad of men.

And all this happens on your monitor screen. In this case, what to do with your jade rod resting on your chin, our previous article will help you decide

2. You have a girlfriend, the relationship with whom, however, is far from being on the same bed.

In this case, you would be better off hiding your bulldog that is tearing out of your pants. To hide the conical deformation of your trousers in the groin area, put your hand in your pocket and clench it into a fist. This way it will take up more space and the hills will level out. She won't even think that you're getting hard. You can also sit somewhere for a while, cross-legged. This is the most reliable way to hide a boner, because nothing is visible at all. Or divert her attention to something romantic until the period of constriction passes.

By the way, here are a couple of tips to make sure this happens early:

Stop thinking about how you take off her underwear. Better think about how someone else does it, and how you grind it into powder. The release of adrenaline will reduce the erection to nothing. There are many other options - in the article, in paragraph 3.2 about thoughts and self-control.

Relax your Kegel muscles and additional blood will not be pushed into your piston. The erection will subside after some time.

3. It is a very common situation when you get hard during a kiss.

If this bothers you, then take a position in which your gun will not be aimed at the girl. But do not lose the naturalness of the position. In the end, even if you rest your ram against it, nothing bad will happen. If you are already kissing, then you have both the moral and physical right to get excited. And for her it will be a silent compliment, like Raffaello: instead of a thousand words. However, there is no need to deliberately bring your protrusion to her leg, like a dog - she will not appreciate it.

4. You are gay, and you suddenly have a crush on a girl.

In this case, first of all you need to hide your erection from your boyfriend who is walking next to you. How - read above. However, we can say that he is the creator of your boner, and everything will be fine. But you will know the truth. But the truth here is that, apparently, you are not completely lost to heterosexual society. Most likely, you're just bi. To find out for sure, try it with a girl.

5. You were born closer to the middle of the last century.

Not only mountains, not even pyramids, have grown in your pants for a long time, and you have come to terms with it. But then suddenly you again feel the long-lost sense of density in the forgotten lowlands. It’s good if your reaction was caused by the new lingerie of your legal wife, with whom you will soon have a golden wedding. Okay, but unlikely. And those girls who are ready to communicate with you have a bargaining chip - the latest iPhone model. Think about whether you need to cut the budget for your own funeral for dubious sexual adventures, or leave your grandson without a new construction set.

Let you get into women more often in the right situations, and let awkward moments pass you by. And remember that it’s good when a girl stands up to you. It's bad when he doesn't get up.

And let the erection show you the way to where you can.

First, I want to remind you that there are no frigid girls. There are only those who have had bad experiences or who are simply too lazy to think about getting pleasure from sex.

I recently learned that there is even such a thing as anorgasmia - a girl simply cannot cum. Nowadays, this is treated, most often using psychological methods.

But if you also cannot get a full orgasm, then this is not a reason to think that you have this very disease. Maybe you should just change your position... or your partner.

Below I've rounded up some of the most popular orgasm positions, although remember, to each their own!

Let me remind you that if it happens in the company of a man (and not your hands or a vibrator), then the main thing is to initially perceive your man as a cool, no, not even that, the best lover in the world, but yourself as a depraved person, which he certainly wants! It’s worth trying to openly talk to your lover about your desires and desires, and try something new.

That’s why we’ll start with the poses, in case there will be some that you haven’t tried yet:

1. Knees and elbows (“doggy style”, knee-elbow pose)

We can say that this is a true classic of the genre, which we all call “doggy style”. According to statistics, most women achieve orgasm in this position, because there is deep penetration and simultaneous stimulation of the clitoris; you can help yourself with your hand, ask your partner or cross your legs. Additional caresses can speed up the process for the girl.

By the way, this pose is also great for pregnant girls.

What does it look like? Everything is very simple - the girl is on all fours, your arms can be bent at the elbows, you can stretch them forward if space allows, the man is behind you on his knees or standing, holding you by the waist or butt.

You can do it without a gag, and our site is also very decent, but still, it is advisable to take off your jeans.

And one more visual picture, I couldn’t resist, but it’s very relevant:

2. Half-bridge (curved back)

Imagine the usual missionary position - the girl below, relaxed, watching her partner pant. Everything is the same here, but try to get creative, spread your legs, lift your hips, allow your partner to penetrate deeper, while your shoulders and upper body should remain in place. Help and move your hips to your partner in time with the movements.

What does it look like? The girl is on bottom, legs spread, hips raised, feet on the floor. The man is on the girl, his torso is between the girl’s legs, he can put his hands on your hands or kneel down and take the girl by the waist, as if impaling her on himself.

3. Rider (top)

One of my favorite poses. Again, according to statistics in % correlation with the doggy style position, the cowgirl position is for some girls the only opportunity to earn an orgasm. And this is not strange at all. After all, it is in this position that the girl herself can control her movements and the depth of insertion of her partner’s penis.

What does it look like? The girl is on top, her legs are spread (the wider the better, this way you can sit deeper, which means the sensations will be brighter), your back is straightened (you can lie down, but then it will be less effective), you can lean on him with your hands. It’s great if a man helps you with his hands or lifts his pelvis.

4. On your stomach (lying down)

This is no less a cool position, but more for those girls who really know how to work with a partner. It all depends on him, since it is he who controls the entry, speed and rhythm.

What does it look like? The girl is on her stomach, legs spread to the sides, lower back raised. The man is behind you, holding you by the waist or lying on the girl, then you don’t need to lift anything. The main thing here is that he or you do not slip away from him.

I haven't found any better pictures...

5. On his face (the girl...like she’s also on top, with only one part of her body, facesitting)

If none of the above poses work, then move on to the “hard attack”, namely, try everything else. Start with the familiar cunnilingus; to be more precise, it is a type of oral sex with which you can get a clitoral orgasm. This is properly called facesitting (face sitting, facesitting)

Just discuss this with your partner in advance. Not all men like this position. Although some people like it no less than the female half.

What does it look like? The girl is on top, sitting on her partner’s face, spreading her legs to the sides. A man can help with his tongue, lips, teeth and/or hands.

By the way, be careful, there are also perverts in this business who even like it...

Enjoy your orgasms and don’t be afraid to experiment!

During sexual arousal, the cavernous bodies of the penis fill with blood, the penis becomes elastic, which facilitates its insertion into the vagina.

Why does my penis get up in the morning?

There are two main phases in the sleep process: slow wave sleep and rapid eye movement sleep. The slow-wave sleep phase lasts approximately 70 minutes, followed by 20 minutes of REM sleep, then slow sleep again, and so they alternate throughout the night. During REM sleep, people dream, their breathing becomes uneven, body temperature rises, eye movements occur (with eyelids closed) and erection.

Twenty minutes of REM sleep are repeated 4-5 times during the night - therefore, an erection occurs the same number of times. If a man wakes up during the REM stage of sleep (or immediately after it - this is when sleep is at its shallowest) - he will wake up with an erect penis. (Man - in the sense of a male individual; night and morning erections are already present in infants.)

Why does my penis get hard for no reason?

The cause of an erection, in addition to sexual arousal and REM sleep, can be:

• strong excitement;

• mechanical stimulation of the penis and scrotum;

• mechanical stimulation of the rectum and area around the anus;

• bladder distension (it is considered the second most important cause of morning erection).

Also, maybe you've heard that we only use 5% of our brain? - So, this is a lie: the brain works at 100%, but is realized out of these hundred there are really only a few. Our body is a huge complex biological machine, and our brain - who else? - continuously controls it, resolves issues, gives instructions to the liver, kidneys, heart, and everyone. Consciousness (which states that the penis gets up “for no reason”) is like a 12-year-old king, for whom, naturally, his ministers rule - and now the boy is sincerely surprised why, without his knowledge, say, they built a mill in the city of Bobruisk-on-Don. Obi. - Yes, almost everything in the state is still happening without his knowledge! Let him grow up first.

Why does a penis stand on a cat (man, child, cooking show, wool sock)

1) Perhaps the penis does not stand up on the cat, but because of mechanical excitement, stretching of the bladder or anxiety (that, God forbid, it will get up now).

2) Perhaps the reason is in the subconscious. Some childhood memory, long forgotten, lazily tosses and turns in the dark depths of the brain... For such cases, there are psychoanalysts who, after charging you a lot of money, will reveal the true cause of what is happening and save you from this horror.

3) ...Wait, from what horror? - Does your penis get up? - And you are on This Are you complaining? - Oh, that’s not what it’s about? - Well, okay, then I have a counter question.

Men of different ages sometimes face the problem of unintentional erection. In such a situation, the only question they ask themselves is: “What should I do if I get hard?” The problem is not as big if it happened at home, alone. In this case, you just need to wait it out and the penis will go down. For example, it is completely normal. It occurs because an enlarged bladder interferes with the outflow of blood.

But what to do if a guy gets a hard on? Many representatives of the stronger sex joke on this topic something like this: “What are you worried about? Straighten your back, and walk with your head held high!” Of course, there is some truth in this: they say everything is more so in our country, where a high percentage of men suffer from impotence due to tobacco and

Most often the question is: “What should I do if I get erect?” - teenagers ask themselves. This is really a problem for them, since erections can happen several times a day. In this case, we can advise you to wear tighter underwear, this will help visually hide the fact that your penis is erect. Or wear shirts whose length will cover the zipper on your pants.

“What should I do if I get hard in a public place?” - this is a question many guys ask themselves. In this situation there are two ways out. The first is to retire, for example in the bathroom, and wait until the penis goes down. If you don't have time for this, there is a way to speed up the process. To do this, wet the head with cold water. If possible, use an ice cube. You can also apply a wet, cold towel to your lower abdomen. The effect will not be long in coming, it will take no more than 5 minutes, and you can continue to go about your business.

The second method is suitable if you have a good idea. Turn the situation into a joke, start a conversation on another topic, a residue of awkwardness, of course, will remain, but everything will be brightened up a little with laughter. We are all human, so nothing human is alien to us! Moreover, you should not worry if this happened among men; each of them, most likely, has a couple of funny stories about getting into a situation similar to yours.

If you are in a public place, walking somewhere, or riding the subway, you can try to hide your erection by putting your hands in your pockets.

Many guys are interested in the question: “What should I do if I get hard for no reason and don’t go down for a couple of hours?” Let's try to find the answer. This situation is very dangerous for men's health. Most likely, prolonged swelling of the genital organ indicates a disease such as priapism. in which a painful erection occurs, without sexual arousal. One of the symptoms is that the penis fills with blood unevenly, as a result of which the head remains soft and it bends towards the abdomen. The causes of this disease may be trauma to the genital organ or alcohol and drug abuse.

Complications can be very serious, ranging from impotence to gangrene. Usually, if a man realized in time that this was not a simple erection and immediately consulted a doctor, surgical intervention or puncture is performed under local anesthesia.