Toasts to the day of nurses, health workers, dentists. Beautiful toasts to doctors, nurses, doctors

At one of the lessons, a peasant teacher says to the children:
- There is nothing in the world that would not be beneficial.
- What benefit does a drunkard’s red nose bring? - asked one of the students.
“He warns others about how harmful it is to abuse wine,” answered the teacher. Let's drink, friends, to a sober lifestyle!

A collection of funny medical toasts

A young woman married a rich old man. He lies in his bedroom and thinks: “Now I’ll take three lovers, I’ll live.” There's a knock on the door. She:
- Come in. Her old man comes into the bedroom and says:
- I came to fulfill my marital duty.
- Well, okay, let's quickly. He did it and left. Spouse: “No, three are too many, I’ll have two.” There's another knock on the door.
- I came to fulfill my marital duty. She is amazed:
- Well, come on. “Okay, I’ll get one for myself, but my husband still seems normal.” There's another knock on the door.
- I came to fulfill my duty. He did it and left. “Wow, there’s no time for lovers here, there’s no rest from my husband all night.” There's another knock on the door.
- I came to fulfill my duty.
“I can’t take it anymore,” the wife begged.
- How can?!
- How, have I already fulfilled it? So let's drink to our domestic medicine, which still has not learned to treat sclerosis!

Super toast for doctors

A certain man suddenly fell ill and, without delay, ordered a coffin for himself.
- Isn't it better to call a doctor? - the neighbors advised him.
“It’s just an extra expense,” answered the patient, “if I’ve come such a long way - I was completely healthy and fell ill, but now I’m not far from illness to the grave!” So let's drink to good health!

toasts for doctors

TO pediatrician A girl and her father came to the reception. A few days earlier she was with her mother. The doctor prescribed her a gargle.
- Well, are you gargling? - asks the doctor. The answer is silence. The doctor, without looking up from his writing, repeats his question:
- Throat, I ask, are you gargling? And again no answer. The doctor looks up at his father, and he, very embarrassed, replies:
- Happens! So that we can quickly answer the doctor’s question: have we gargled today, I suggest you drink one more!

One doctor said to a patient:
- You can’t eat fish, meat, fatty foods, or sweets. The patient answered him:
- If I had eaten them as much as I wanted in my time, I wouldn’t be sick today.
This toast is for drinking and eating, and wanting more.

Medical toast

Friends, my find:
Not that bad the world is ours,
Because it contains vodka - C2H5OH!
And the skull is full of jokes
And my thoughts are a mess,
When C2H5OH flows down your throat!
And you will see dirt
Like a fairytale landscape
When C2H5OH splashes in your stomach!
Both in joy and in sorrow,
And on our gray day
Get ready to drink a sea of ​​C2H5OH!

Super doctor's toast

One famous doctor said:
“I’ve been treating people for decades. During this time, he prescribed all kinds of medications to patients. But now I have come to the conclusion that the best remedy from all ailments - this is love!
- Well, what if she doesn’t help? - they ask him.
- Then... you just need to double the dose! - the doctor answers. I propose to raise a glass to love!

Toast for doctors

The girl came to the doctor:
- Doctor, I suffer from sexual impotence!
- What does this mean?
- I can’t refuse any man!
So let's drink to women with a similar diagnosis!

One person was in a car accident. He suffered very badly: he broke not only his arms and legs, but even all his fingers. However, he found good doctors and the treatment was successful.
“Doctor,” the patient asks, “when my cast is removed, will I be able to play the piano?”
- Of course you can! - the doctor answers.
- That's good! It is wonderful! - the patient rejoices.
- Doctor! You are simply a magician! After all, I haven’t played the piano before!
Let's drink to the doctors who can work miracles!

Toast about doctors

The wine we drink dilates blood vessels, lifts our spirits, and brightens up our lives. But the doctor forbade one of my friends to drink wine. Moreover, he obliged me to drink milk regularly. The poor fellow bravely took this medicine several times a day. But I couldn’t stand it for long.
“Now I understand,” he says, “why babies whine and roar all the time!”
Let's not bring ourselves to this! Let's drink!

Super toasts about doctors

The landowner asked his serf:
- How did you manage to live to be a hundred years old and keep all your teeth so healthy?
“The matter is clear,” answered the peasant. - My teeth don’t have any worries - I have neither food nor drink. And you have so much that even a hundred teeth couldn’t handle it. So let's drink so that we have healthy teeth and plenty of food!

collection of medical toasts

One man had a back pain and went to the doctor. The doctor examined him, then asked:
- Do you smoke?
- No.
- Perhaps you drink?
- Also no.
- But are you into women?
- No.
- A! Okay then! This means your... wings have begun to grow!
To be healthy, to avoid back pain, you need to allow yourself something! Let's have a drink, for example!

Toasts to Medical Worker's Day

1
Glory, glory to the doctors,
Nurses, paramedics,
To all nurses, prosthetists,
Dentists and lorists,
We all sing glory in chorus.
Even if someone is healthy,
Life started with doctors!
Their caring hands
Eased the pain of mothers,
So that we can be born.
God forbid we catch a cold,
Catch bronchitis or flu -
We'll remember them right away!
Everyone will tell you about them,
How skillful and brave;
How they will be covered with attention,
To improve the condition;
How, fighting for people's lives,
They forget about theirs.
Took the Hippocratic oath
They are faithful to her in their work.
Glory, glory to the doctors!
We bow deeply to you.

2
The doctor sees his patient drinking alcohol glass after glass.
- Ivanov! - he gets angry. - I told you: “No more than two glasses a day!”
“Doctor,” Ivanov answers, “I am being treated... not only by you!”
You and I, too, judging by the amount we drink, are treated by many! Let there be many doctors! For the doctors!

3
A certain doctor boasted:
- There is no one who could complain about me.
“No one escaped from your hands alive, so there’s no one to complain to,” they answered him.
So let's drink to good doctors!

4
One grandmother complained to the doctor:
- Doctor! My hearing is so bad that even when I cough, I can’t even hear the cough!
The doctor prescribed medicine and told me how to take it.
- Will I hear better now?
- Now you will... cough louder!
I propose to drink to the doctors! Many of them are such virtuosos that they can teach you to cough louder!

5
The correspondent talks with a famous surgeon:
- Doctor! Now in the West, if you believe the newspapers, there are more and more cases where surgeons, in pursuit of money, do unnecessary operations. What do you say to this?
“My approach is completely different,” the doctor answers. - I only operate when I really... need money!
So let's drink to all surgeons being rich! Then there will be fewer operations!

6
One person got into a new accident. He broke his arms and fingers. However, he got to good doctors and the treatment was successful.
“Doctor,” the patient asks, “when my bandages are removed, will I be able to play the piano?”
- Of course you can! - says the doctor.
- This is good! Just great! - the patient rejoices. - Doctor! You are a magician! After all, I never played the piano before!
Let's drink to the doctors who can work miracles.

7
A bell rings in the doctor's apartment. He opens the door, but there is no one there! Then he goes out onto the platform and sees: a skeleton standing against the wall!
- It’s always like this! - the doctor mutters displeasedly. - They wait until the last moment before seeing a doctor!
Let's remember the doctors! Let's drink to them!

8
Surgeon's Toast
So that we would have to meet only at such a table.

9
One family celebrated the wedding of two sisters. In the midst of the wedding, an old woman came to the house. The older sister shouted at her and was about to drive her away, but the younger sister showed attention and sat her down at the table. The old woman turned out to be a fairy sorceress. She put discreet black glasses over her older sister's eyes, and pink ones for her younger sister. The world began to seem gloomy and harsh to the older sister, and pink and beautiful to the younger sister. The sisters' lives changed because of the glasses.
And nowadays there are fairies who put glasses on us. I mean eye doctors. I propose to drink to the good fairies, to the ophthalmologists!

10
There was a tragedy in the ancient kingdom, and the throne fell seriously ill.
Nobody could help. Then the king with high mountains They brought the wise old man.
The king promised to shower him with m. The elder examined the young man and said:
“The only thing that will save his life is a night spent in bed with a hundred-year-old virgin.”
After a long search, a hundred-year-old virgin woman was brought to the palace. The young man slept with her overnight, and - oh, miracle! - the heir began to quickly recover, a blush began to appear on his cheeks. The old man was made rich and sent home with honor.
So let's drink to science, which discovered three thousand years ago healing properties green mold!

11
A young woman married a rich old man. He lies in his bedroom and thinks: “Now I’ll take three lovers and live.” There's a knock on the door. She:
- Come in.
Her old man enters the bedroom and says:

- Well, okay, let's quickly.
He did it and left.
Spouse: “No, three are too many, I’ll have two.”
Again there is a knock on the door.
- I came to fulfill my marital duty.
She is amazed:
- Well, come on...
Wife: “Okay, I’ll get one for myself, but my husband still seems normal.”
Again there is a knock on the door.

He did it and left.
“Wow, there’s no time for lovers here, there’s no rest from my husband all night.”
Again there is a knock on the door.
- I came to fulfill my duty.
“I can’t take it anymore,” the wife begged. - How can?
- How, have I already fulfilled it?
So let's drink to our domestic medicine, which still has not learned to treat sclerosis!

12
To treat, to save - what could be more important?
More humanely, whose work will be?
Whose hands can be stronger and more gentle?
Who do they ask and call for help?
The doctor gives us good hope,
He collects faith bit by bit.
Takes risks, risking himself first,
And he fulfills his duty to the end.
We wish you what the fight is for,
Good health and patience to you in this difficult task!
Never know wrong decisions,
Choosing your own path in a moment of doubt!

13
Walk among many
Angels and gods
What's in operations
Legs are sewn on
And in intensive care
The dead are raised.
Give us hope
White clothes!
And they would really like
Halos would do.
Us with any wounds
They will be cured in the end.
Happy holiday, angels!
Happy holiday, gods!

Cool toasts in poetry and prose

Toast jokes
Father ended up on the plane. As soon as we took off, he calls the flight attendant:
- Girl, at what altitude are we flying?
- Five hundred meters.
“Then bring me fifty grams of cognac, please.”
The flight attendant brings it. After a while he calls her again:
- Three thousand meters.
- Please bring me fifty grams of cognac.
And the flight attendant brings it. Some time passes.
- Girl, excuse me, at what altitude are we flying?
- Five thousand meters.
— Fifty grams of cognac, please.
Half an hour later, the flight attendant, walking through the cabin, turns to the priest herself:
— Shall I get you another drink?
- At what altitude are we flying?
- Ten thousand meters.
“No, no, I can’t,” says the priest, pointing his finger up, “the boss is close.”
And our boss, thank God, is far away (on a business trip, on vacation, etc.). Therefore, we can drink calmly.

A sanitary doctor came to one enterprise. He was shocked by the abundance of flies in the workshops.
- Mr. Director, couldn't you at least buy adhesive tape?
- In this case, I would go broke.
- But why?
— Flies are the only thing that prevents my workers from sleeping at work.
So let's drink to non-standard solutions!

The husband pours himself a glass of vodka. Wife says:
- Darling, we are going to a company. You'll still have time. Be patient!
My husband forgot about patience, but he gained it. We are not gods, after all, we may forget something, but the main thing is never.
Let's drink to that!

Toast jokes

An actor who had worked for more than twenty years came to the theater director.
— I have been working in the theater for a long time and would like to ask you to improve my financial situation.
“Okay,” the director agrees, “you will play all the roles in which you have to eat on stage.”
Let's drink to ensure that our financial situation is at the proper level!

In a beer stall in Sukhumi, a buyer hands money to the seller:
— Katso, I’ll have 3 bottles of beer.
He takes the money and gives change, which greatly surprises the buyer:
- Katso! What I see? Are you giving change?!
To which the seller gloomily replies:
- Beer. they didn't deliver!
In my opinion, this is a very interesting idea, taking money for something that is not there, something that was not delivered! I propose to drink to resourceful people!

One grandmother complained to the doctor:
- Doctor! My hearing is so bad that even when I cough, I can’t hear the cough itself!
The doctor prescribed medicine and told me how to take it.
- Will I hear better now? she asks.
- Now you will. cough louder!
I propose to drink to the doctors! Many of them are such virtuosos that they can teach you to cough louder!

A toast to doctors

A young man broke his arms in a car accident. However, he got to good doctors and treatment is underway successfully.
- Doctor, when my bandages are removed, will I be able to play the piano? he asks.
- Of course you can!
- This is cool! - the patient rejoices. - Doctor, you are a magician! After all, I used to play the piano. didn't play!
Let's drink to the doctors who can work miracles!

housewarming toast

The aliens decided to see how people live in different countries, and sent flying saucers with their tourists to America, France and Russia.
Two months later, a flying saucer returned from America, covered in labels, and their tourist in a denim suit. They live well!
Three months later the plate returned from France. A tourist comes out in a beautiful suit, reeking of perfume from a kilometer away. They live well!
A year later, something happened: a tourist returned from Russia. The whole plate is rusty, and an alien is sleeping at the remote control. They began to open
- no way! The hatch was cut out, and the tourist was somehow woken up. He jumps up unshaven and shouts in a wild voice:
- What? Drinking again? Noooo I will.

If there are aliens among us, they don’t have to drink. And we'll drink to the fact that there are no flying saucers in your new home!

Some joker got under New Year Santa Claus' fur coat and beard. He dressed up and, rejoicing that he could amuse his wife, rang the doorbell of his apartment. His wife opened it and, before he had time to utter a word, she threw herself on his neck, began to kiss him passionately and took him into the bedroom. And there, like a madwoman, she indulged in passionate love with “Santa Claus.” Taking advantage of the small respite, the husband threw off his false beard and mustache. And then he heard his wife’s voice, which amazed him:
- Well, it’s you! And I didn’t recognize you at all!
So let's raise a toast to real men who know how to arrange a holiday for their wife not only on New Year's Eve!

Country yard. In the corner a rooster is trampling a hen.
And at this time a Georgian comes out onto the porch. He has a bag of seeds in his hand, which he lazily gnaws. Then he picks up a handful and, picturesquely, like a sower, throws it to the ground.
The rooster, noticing the seeds, leaves his girlfriend and begins to peck them.
The Georgian, seeing this scene, sadly shook his head: “God forbid you go hungry like that!”

I propose to drink to the abundance in the New Year!

Comic toasts
A selection of excellent toasts from the “Comic Toasts” section will help you during the celebration.

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Toasts for Medical Worker's Day

Noble, complex, responsible and incredibly interesting, that is the profession of a doctor.

However, when a person also calls her beloved, all of the above takes on a special meaning.

That is why it is necessary to adequately celebrate this holiday dedicated to doctors, nurses, paramedics, ambulance workers and other medical specialists.

Congratulating doctors and junior medical staff for festive table, their friends, colleagues and relatives can raise their glass to a beautiful and sincere toast.

I raise a glass to the doctors,
Their work has earned respect and fame.
We wish you good luck and a life without troubles
For many wonderful cloudless years!

They say that nothing is built so slowly and destroyed so quickly as a reputation. So let's drink to improve our reputation medical workers, no matter what, was as strong as the alcohol in our glasses!

Chronic health,
Recurrent happiness
Hypertensive salary,
Pregnant wallet!
For the doctors!

For doctors, for their work and dedication! I drink to the bottom for the health of each of you and wish prosperity to our dear medicine! So that she does not stand still, but quickly moves forward. Happy Doctor's Day, friends, Happy White Coat Day!

For us, so good,
In such white robes,
For the professionals,
For skilled doctors!

For the elders and for the younger ones,
Interns and associate professors,
For our nurses
And faithful nurses.

For difficult work
Loved to the grave,
Don't be sorry for a glass of alcohol,
What is of the highest standard!

Doctors, I drink to you,
I want to wish you well
So that patients respect
The medications were taken peacefully.

In order for the salary to be paid,
monthly in bags for you,
So that all desires come to life,
So that fear does not disturb your soul!

Congratulations to those who serve Hippocrates
We are happy to talk about them today.
A toast and a glass of wine for them
Giving life and health to everyone.
Your work is respected by the people.
And it’s as necessary as at any time of the year!
You are the ones who will bring our temperature down.
He will prescribe a special medicine for us.
Don't lose interest in your work!
Working to get tired less!
Good luck, high spirits!

Happy Doctor's Day, cheers friends,
I drink to the dregs for us today,
We are the support of the whole country,
We give health to people!

I wish us not to get sick,
And don't regret anything,
Receive a lot of salaries
And more than that, still relax!

Medicine is a modern potion of youth and health, and medical workers are real Guardian Angels in the flesh. I raise a glass of alcohol only on this day and only for your health. Be loved, be successful, give people only smiles, be a symbol get well soon all those who contact you. Happy Medical Worker's Day!

I raise a glass to the doctors,
I respect you all immensely,
You are all the support of our country,
You should all be millionaires!

And I wish you happy days,
So that life is more beautiful, days are more fun,
So that patients appreciate your work,
So that you don't give up on yours!

A certain doctor boasted:
- There is no person who could complain about me.
“No one escaped from your hands alive, so there’s no one to complain to,” they answered him.
So let's drink to good doctors!

There is no medicine without doctors.
There is no medicine without sisters,
Without nurses, without technicians -
Without dedicated people.
And therefore my toast is not long,
For everyone involved in medicine!

Raising my glass to medical workers, I want to wish that your head will spin, but only from happiness, your heart will skip a beat, but only from love, your breath will catch, but only from joy, and that you and your colleagues will meet only to Let's celebrate Doctors' Day together!

For your life credo -
“Everyone should come to the aid of people!”
I raise this glass
And I want to make a toast.
The snake and the glass are an ancient symbol
Medicine for centuries.
About your medical assistance
The glory among the people is great!
I wish you serpentine wisdom,
Drink happiness from the cup greedily
And let the path of life be long,
Heal all the sick in the world!

They say that doctors are very cynical and callous people because of their profession! It is not so easy to an ordinary person who encounters dreams, mostly not at the most favorable moments of life, there is always little care and attention. So let's raise our glasses so that people can see caring hearts behind our feigned severity!

CONGRATULATIONS ON MEDICINE'S DAY. SMS. TOASTS. WISHES IN POEMS FOR HEALTHCARE WORKERS

Please accept our congratulations now:
“Happy Medical Worker's Day, friends!
Doctors, nurses, orderlies,
Laboratory assistants, paramedics!
All those who wish us well,
Fights illnesses,
Who warms us with love,
Who never gets tired.
Thank you for your mercy,
For the warmth of tired hands,
May your life be richer
For happiness, joy, beauty!”.©

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For sensitivity and ability to compassion,
For kindness, responsiveness, warmth,
You deserve special attention
Sets good wishes, warm words.
Happy Doctor's Day today, congratulations!
Your work is priceless, rich in generosity,
We are all grateful to you for the world of goodness,
We wish you to reap laurels of glory!
May all diseases become curable by you,
Health will swirl in a gentle waltz,
So that all your sick patients,
They began to thank you with love. ©

Becoming a good doctor is very easy
For Medical Institute students of any height:
You need to take the Hippocratic oath,
And pass all exams with “excellent” marks.
All this is a joke, but if it's true -
I would like to boldly congratulate you on your holiday!
Today for you - smiles, flowers,
Applause and engagement.
And today I send you simple congratulations:
On Doctor's Day, may your dreams come true! ©