catch a cold? how to catch a cold.
1) eat a lot of ice cream OUTSIDE or drink a lot of cold drink. Don’t go home right away, but in an hour or two.
2) go fuck yourself with cold beer. The next morning a sore throat is guaranteed
3)drink a carton of cold milk. verified (by chance)
4) Don't eat compatible products. Which ones, I don’t think it’s for me to tell, everyone has their own experience.
You can have something stale, like milk, sour cream or cottage cheese. If it's been well, the temperature will rise. You puke once and lie in bed, watch TV and eat rice porridge
5) An effective way is to get a flu shot. You'll get sick! Since the vaccine is a semi-live virus, but it acts in the body all the same, so fever, runny nose and the like are guaranteed! Many of my friends have been vaccinated, and now everyone is lying in bed. By the way, my friend also got vaccinated yesterday, the result was a stuffy nose today, 37.6C. will go on sick leave.
6) you can eat opiates. The temperature will rise and you will enjoy yourself at the same time
7) A drop of iodine on a piece of sugar and everything should be ok. If it's not enough, swallow more
8) 10 packs of large ice cream. 100% sore throat. checked, temperature 39.
9)Rub red pepper under your armpits (before visiting the doctor) and fly to his office. The temperature will really jump. .
10) Pickles + milk + tomatoes + milk... real slope...
11) Take ice, a glass (from where they drink vodka (small (like 50 ml))) Crushed the ice, but don’t melt it, like pieces of ice, but so that it’s swallowed at a time, pour 1/6 cold water into the glass, and pour in the ice. WE SWALLOW IT AT A TIME! Your teeth will hurt a little. The fact is that the ice does not have time to warm up and melts inside you. It releases cold there, or rather, it gives you a cold from the inside!
12) You take oil in a frying pan, heat it up, then drink it. Well, it doesn’t hurt much, but you can’t distinguish a chemical burn from a sore throat, and you have a fever and a red throat.
13) Buy Rondo or Hols, and breathe through your mouth through the window in winter. 10 minutes of continuous breathing can raise the temperature to 38.2, tested. The downside is that my throat hurts. On the plus side for 2 weeks, acute respiratory infections though =)
14) Fill a tub of hot water, a cupful at a time. Get into it in your socks, wait for 3-4 minutes, let your legs steam. Then get out, wring out your socks, put them on again, and blow on the common beam, the one that is not closed. Stay on the concrete checker for about 5 minutes and you’ll go to bed tomorrow. Verified!
15) Wind. It's cold\cool. The main thing is to work with your mouth. Very happy and serious. The air is cold to swallow. Half an hour or an hour and in the morning your throat is red.
16) cheap wine and then went to the doctor. total = increased pressure and temperature
17) Eat marshmallows and drink mineral water. Temperatures below 40 are guaranteed.
18)Drink tea with raspberries and immediately run outside. Stay there for half an hour, breathe in full breasts through the mouth of cold air. Go for a run to ensure you sweat even more. And most importantly, your feet should be cold. Naturally, you need to dress minimally.
When you get home, for a 100% chance, drink COLD MILK. And if you are not a terminator, then after this you will have big problems in the morning.
5 out of 5 people got sick this way.
19) There is another way: strip naked and run through tall thickets of nettles. I guarantee skin rashes and fever!
20) You can also drop 1 small drop of sugar on the cubes. a drop of iodine and eat it. Temperature for 1 day guaranteed! And if you're lucky, you'll get sick for 2
21) inhale salt into your throat and breathe through your open mouth through the window, you will have all the symptoms of bronchitis, but in fact there will be no illness
get drunk on snow, fall into an ice hole.
Wash your hair and sit under the window.
go to bed without a blanket, at least for 2-3 hours
you don’t know how to recover...
Shall I sneeze you?
wet your head and run barefoot in the snow in front of the house. At the very least, you are guaranteed a runny nose and a high temperature. At most, pneumonia. meningitis and other joys.
Go outside naked and you're guaranteed to catch a cold, but if you're serious, take something from the freezer and apply it to your chest and hold it for 5-10 minutes. Just be careful not to overdo it. And forget to close the window at night.
This is not so fun. I recently caught laryngitis due to a cold and walked around in silence for 4 days.
Drink cold milk in one gulp. or better yet, think again why. who are you running from? from your fear. you will simply transfer the war in favor of your enemy... relax. You can't relax, the war is called life
take a cold shower, it might help you.
Well, you damn it. Why recommend this? It’s better to pretend to have a cold, for example, than to stick your wet head in the window as they advise you, otherwise you might actually regret it...
Better yet, don’t suffer from nonsense.
I think you are already sick.
Some of the symptoms are alarming. If you don't have a fever, it would be a good idea to be examined by a specialist in head diseases. My daughter’s temperature rose from excitement on the day of the test. For about 4 hours she was really sick. Then within an hour she returned to normal. I don't know the training methods.
Every time I am surprised by people)))))
If you want to get sick yourself, then you are already sick.
go outside naked for half an hour
Why do you need to get sick?
So that parents would worry, they would run to the pharmacy and spend the money they need.
Dip your feet into a basin of ice water and hold, CHECKED.
Didn't go to school for 5 days
10 WAYS TO GET SICK:
Method 1: Sugar, refined sugar (or bread) for 1 piece one drop
Yoda. Temperature 37.7 and you feel just great. Just holding on
not long 1 day maximum.
Be careful: you can get poisoned, everyone’s body is different and
you can faint if your heart is weak
Method 2: Sit naked by an open window in winter and shout what’s in
Be careful: neighbors may complain)
Method 3: Buy Rondo or Hols and breathe through your mouth
window in winter. 10 minutes of continuous breathing can raise the temperature to 38.2, tested. The downside is that my throat hurts. On the plus side, for 2 weeks, acute respiratory infections, however.
Method 4: Pencil lead (not colored) lifts
temperature up to 37.5-38, but only for 3-4 hours.
Caution: possible choking or poisoning
Method 5: Just drink some cold milk and go for a walk
Method 6: we will need: Hair dryer 1 pc. Thermometer 2 pcs. Bulb
Warm your head with a hairdryer)
Method 7: We will need: Bath 1 pc. , Bucket 1 pc.
Approach your parent and complain about abdominal pain
(poisoned) and you're about to get sick. Having previously filled the bucket with water, you
run into the bathtub and gradually (as if in jerks), with the sounds of vomiting, pour water from the ladle into the bathtub and come out with a face as if you were forced to eat what we were given
Mission Complete. and you can sit like this for 2-3 days
Method 8: It may seem banal, but... rub your armpits
salt (or garlic and take the temperature - up to 39
Method 9: Take oil in a frying pan, heat it up, then drink it. Well, it doesn’t hurt much, but it’s chemical. There is no difference between a burn and a sore throat, and there is a fever and a red throat.
Be careful: you can seriously burn your insides. (some kind of sadistic method)
Method 10: Take ice and a glass. We crush the ice, but don’t melt it, like pieces of ice, pour 1/6 cold water into a glass, and pour
ice. WE SWALLOW IT AT A TIME! The fact is that ice is not
manages to warm up and melts inside you. Emitting cold there, or rather chilling you from the inside
*And so from me: Drink a lot cold water with ice*
Refined sugar (or bread)
for 1 piece one drop of iodine.
You can feel the temperature 37.7
You feel just great (you don’t notice the temperature at all).
It just doesn't last long, 1 day max.
Be careful: you can get poisoned, everyone's body is different
and you can faint if your heart is weak
Sit naked by an open window in winter
and shout whatever comes into your head)
Be careful: neighbors may complain =)
Buy Rondo or Hols,
and breathe through your mouth through the window in winter.
10 minutes of continuous breathing can
increase the temperature to 38.2, verified.
The downside is that my throat hurts. On the plus side for 2 weeks, acute respiratory infections though =)
Pencil lead (not colored)
raises the temperature to 37.5-38, but only for 3-4 hours.
(tested on me personally) *__________*
Caution: possible choking or poisoning
Just drink some cold milk and go for a walk
We will need: Hair dryer 1 pc. Thermometer 2 pcs.
Take a thermometer and heat it on a light bulb until desired temperature) .
Warm your head with a hairdryer)
Approach the parent with a complaint about his throat and give him a thermometer.
A parent may say that your thermometer is faulty
and what needs to be tried on by others. Take another one))) well, you understand)
We will need: Bath 1 pc. , Bucket 1 pc.
Approach your parent and complain about stomach pain (poisoned),
and you're about to get sick. Having first filled the bucket with water,
you run into the bath and gradually (as if in jerks),
with the sounds of tashnilovka, pour the water from the ladle into the bath)
come out with a face like you were forced to eat something
what they give us at school.
Mission Complete. and you can sit like this for 2-7 days)
Let it seem boring
but rub your armpits with salt (or garlic). .
the simple one you eat. and take the temperature. .
it will jump up to 39 =)
Take oil in a frying pan and heat it up
then you drink. Well, it doesn’t hurt much, but it’s a chemical burn
Sore throat is indistinguishable and there is a fever and a red throat.
Be careful: you can seriously burn your insides
We take ice, a glass (where vodka comes from
drink (small (like 50 ml))) crush ice,
but we don’t melt it, like pieces of ice but so
swallowed at a time, pour 1/6 cold water into a glass,
and pour in ice. WE SWALLOW IT AT A TIME! Your teeth will hurt a little.
The fact is that the ice does not have time to warm up and melts inside you.
Emitting cold there, or rather chilling you from the inside
thermometer for half a minute into the battery
eat a pencil lead or add a drop of iodine to refined sugar
stick your head in the freezer. run around the house naked. go outside and run there. naked too: *****
getting sick is not a question, find someone infected with HIV))))) in 3 seconds)))) or ice water for 2 days in a row, but I don’t recommend it at all)))))) go and study
and then you don’t recover quickly, you suffer for more than a week.
lick the piece of iron in the cold. There's nothing more you want than to get better faster
People don't get sick from the cold; colds are caused not by cold, but by bacteria. Although, if you strong immunity, then even in a busy transport you will not get infected. I take the subway at rush hour every day, and I can’t even remember my last cold.
If you have already tried to get sick using methods of cooling the body, then you have hardened your body and will not get sick in the near future. All that remains is to simulate a cold by heating the thermometer under a lamp.
A friend advised me to sleep in a draft at night in winter. The required temperature is more than 25 degrees. Even the most seasoned organism cannot withstand this
All you have to do to catch a cold is take a shower. You can stand under cold water about 5 minutes continuously and you are guaranteed a cold the next morning. but to achieve a red throat, you should use another proven method.
You will need to purchase a pack of menthol candies strong action and eat them in one go, then immediately start breathing cold air. You can simply open the freezer if you got sick in the summer, and if it’s winter outside, then just open the window and quickly inhale the frosty air, to enhance the effect, wet your hair with cold water.
You can put a thermometer under your cat's tummy. Their body temperature is always higher than ours. Somewhere around 37.38. In the end, it won't harm you)
10 tablets nicotinic acid you swallow it, then minutes later you go to the first aid station in different ways and complain about severe itching and rash. the nurse lets you go home and after 40 minutes you’re like a cucumber
need to sit down in cold bath with zd sholim
Wet your hat, pick an icicle and some thread from the freezer. Eat it on the street, and then walk around with a wet head and yell whatever you want
Sometimes you really need not to go somewhere, to miss this or that event, but there is no reason for this. You can try to fake illness or even get really sick.
Feign illness or catch a cold, the choice is yours. The feigning option is naturally safer, but it has a shorter lasting effect, and if you need to be believed that you are actually sick, there is a danger that such a plan simply will not work.
Find something in your home that will make you sneeze. For example, it could be tobacco, geranium leaves, pepper. This should work. True, for a fairly short period of time. You can touch your eyes with something (mascara or just something caustic will do), because excessive tearing is the first sign of illness. You can rub the armpit area with salt; by the way, any warming ointment is also perfect for this. When you take your temperature, it will be high. Magnesium sulfate in the evening before bed will not allow you to be kicked out into the street in the morning, because if after such a drug in the morning you drink a glass of water, you are guaranteed to spend the entire day in the toilet.
In addition, you can increase your blood pressure. The first option is to drink more than two cups of coffee (but this doesn't work for everyone) or to flex your calves several times before checking your blood pressure.
There is a very popular way to get sick. Try putting a drop of iodine on sugar and eating it. This causes the temperature to rise. But if you have iodine deficiency in your body, this method will not work. This method is also not suitable for core patients, as it is too dangerous.
There is one hard way - heat the plastic and breathe over it. A dry cough and poisoning are guaranteed. Can be burned oral cavity very hot oil. A red throat in any case guarantees sick leave. Normal hypothermia can be managed by soaking your feet and socks in ice water. Put wet socks and shoes on your feet and feel free to go for a walk outside. There is no need to wear a scarf during such a walk.
In addition, you can go out hot into the cold and cool down thoroughly there. After training or running, for example. However, you run the risk of catching not only banal bronchitis, but also serious pneumonia. Beer with ice or ice cream with ice mineral water- more gentle, but no less effective means.
If you have a persistent desire to intentionally harm yourself different ways yourself, going to a psychiatrist is also an option to obtain a certificate of your illness. The last method, of course, is comic, but in every joke, as they say, there is some truth.
Ask any passerby: “What is more important to you: health or money?” Without a doubt, every adequate respondent will answer: “Of course, health!” After all, if a person is unhealthy, everything hurts, and not a single medicine helps, then the white world is not nice to him, and no money will help. Health is that state when you want to run, jump, sing at the top of your lungs, laugh heartily and dance.
Nevertheless, oddly enough, situations arise when it is completely healthy man wants to get sick: quickly and for a long time. Most often, this does not happen to adults, who realize the horror of the possibility of contracting some kind of illness. After all, the older a person becomes, the purer his consciousness.
Such a wild desire arises mainly among schoolchildren who various reasons don’t want to go to school: another test, tense relationships with classmates or teachers, or a primitive desire to sleep late. So, how can you get sick in 5 minutes? Here are some “bad” tips to help you avoid going to school.
How to get sick in 5 minutes? A few days of “easy life” on the toilet will provide you with:
Thus, you can get problems not only for 1-2 days, but also for many years of life. It’s easy to get sick in 5 minutes, but it’s quite difficult to recover afterwards.
How to get sick in 5 minutes pretending? There are ways to create the appearance of illness, use:
There are, of course, many options for how to get sick in 5 minutes. You can break your arm or leg, or you can go into infectious diseases department the nearest hospital, walk around the wards and ask everyone who wants to cough and sneeze at you. And if you manage to become infected, rest assured that you have received this “gift”, most likely, for life!
Before you start injuring your not yet fully strengthened body, try the simulation option.
Now you know how to get sick in 5 minutes, but do you need it? In any case, all of the above methods are dishonest treatment of others. Typically, people who use “harmful” advice are weak people who are afraid of difficulties. And how many more difficulties lie ahead throughout life! Therefore, it is better to start tempering now. Finish reading the article and sit down to do your homework! And may health be with you!
I write about how to fake an illness or how to get really sick. I hope these tips will help you solve your problems and you will not try to cause a real illness. I hope you avoid these tips and never get sick.
Symptoms of an illness are mainly signs of how the immune system is fighting infection. Typically, immunity is activated only 3-4 days after the infection enters the body. Therefore, if you want to get sick quickly at home, you are better off faking the illness.
No known disease manifests itself so quickly, in five minutes. Therefore, it is better to feign injury rather than illness. Then your mother will be more likely to believe you and leave you at home and not let you go to school.
There are two types of injuries that are easier and simpler to simulate:
To fake a sprained ankle:
To simulate a headbutt you need to:
The easiest way is to stay awake all night until the morning. Then you will look clearly sick and sleepy man and you don't have to simulate anything. Even if your parents send you to school, immediately complain to the teacher that you are feeling unwell and ask to see a doctor/nurse. When the doctor looks at you, he will see strange symptoms and send you home. The doctor or nurse simply will not want to take responsibility.
The easiest and safest way to go to the hospital is to give yourself severe diarrhea (diarrhea). Diarrhea is a symptom of many serious infectious diseases. But remember - diarrhea must be really strong, causeless and frequent. You have to tell everyone that you didn’t eat anything unusual, that the portion size was also normal, but now, out of the blue, you started to have a strong and frequent diarrhea. At the same time, do not forget to drink a lot of liquid. Otherwise, you will cause dehydration and harm yourself. serious injuries.
If despite severe diarrhea your parents send you to school, don't be afraid. It's even easier to fake diarrhea there. Ask the teacher to go to the toilet several times in a row. Complain about severe discomfort - you feel nauseous, your stomach hurts, you constantly want to go to the toilet. The teacher or school doctor will not want to take responsibility and will send you home or call an ambulance and send you to the hospital.
High temperature is considered the most reliable symptom of the disease, so it is best to imitate it.
Take a towel and soak it in hot water. Place the towel on your forehead for 1 minute. Then show yourself to your parents and complain about your high temperature. Your forehead will turn slightly red and feel hot. Just remember to make sure your forehead is dry, otherwise they'll know you're cheating.
Under your shirt, wear things that do not allow heat to pass through. It could be:
Go to bed with this under the blanket and lie there for about 30 minutes. Then you can go to your parents and complain about the high temperature.
The easiest way to raise your body temperature is by drinking or eating hot foods. It could be soup, tea, porridge. All types also increase the temperature hot pepper– chili, tabasco, jalapeno. Consume more spicy and hot foods and your body temperature will rise.
The common cold is rhinitis, an inflammation of the nasal mucosa. Colds are caused by microbes that already live on our mucous membranes, so you don’t need to be in contact with someone who is sick to catch a cold.
Sore throat is acute infection With local inflammation on the throat. It often begins after a cold, as a complication. The treatment is long, difficult and unpleasant. Therefore, you should not get a sore throat in order not to go to school.
To get a sore throat you need:
ARVI is an acute respiratory viral infection. This is the name of all diseases caused by a virus that affects the respiratory tract. Accordingly, the only way to get sick from ARVI is to catch the virus from someone who is already sick. Sometimes the virus is transmitted to humans from animals, so those who work with animals and do not wash their hands and do not follow hygiene rules often get sick.
To get ARVI you need:
Pneumonia or pneumonia is a dangerous, fatal disease. In some cases, the patient may die in just a few days, even without severe symptoms. In pneumonia, the alveoli (the small organ in the lungs through which we breathe) fill with fluid and the person suffocates.
To get pneumonia you need:
Chickenpox or chicken pox is a viral disease. That's why the only way Getting chickenpox means catching the virus from someone who is already sick. Most people have been vaccinated (vaccinated) against chickenpox. Therefore, they cannot get sick, even if they come into very close contact with carriers of the virus. A person who has already had chickenpox once receives immunity from the virus. Therefore, it is almost impossible to get sick again.
To get chickenpox you need to:
Anorexia is complete absence appetite. Most often it is mental disorder. Therefore, the easiest way to get anorexia is to go crazy. In other cases, loss of appetite is due to illness or external factors.
To get anorexia you need to:
Otitis is severe inflammation ear, usually caused bacterial infection. May be accompanied by very severe pain. Treatment can be lengthy and unpleasant.
To get otitis you need:
Whatever the reason that arouses your interest in the disease, remember, it is always better to fake the disease rather than to be really sick. Under no circumstances do the following:
It's better to fake illness and never get sick for real.
Now you know what not to do to always be healthy
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Ask any passerby: “What is more important to you: health or money?” Without a doubt, every adequate respondent will answer: “Of course, health!” After all, if a person is unhealthy, everything hurts, and not a single medicine helps, then the white world is not nice to him, and no money will help. Health is that state when you want to run, jump, sing at the top of your lungs, laugh heartily and dance.
Nevertheless, oddly enough, situations arise when a completely healthy person wants to get sick: quickly and for a long time. Most often, this does not happen to adults, who realize the horror of the possibility of contracting some kind of illness. After all, the older a person becomes, the purer his consciousness.
This wild desire arises mainly among schoolchildren who, for various reasons, do not want to go to school: another test, tense relationships with classmates or teachers, or a primitive desire to sleep late.
So, how can you get sick in 5 minutes? Here are some “bad” tips to help you avoid going to school.
How to get sick in 5 minutes? A few days of “easy life” on the toilet will provide you with:
Thus, you can get problems not only for 1-2 days, but also for many years of life. It’s easy to get sick in 5 minutes, but it’s quite difficult to recover afterwards.
How to get sick in 5 minutes pretending? There are ways to create the appearance of illness, use:
There are, of course, many options for how to get sick in 5 minutes. You can break your arm or leg, or you can go to the infectious diseases department of the nearest hospital, walk around the wards, and ask everyone who wants to cough and sneeze at you. And if you manage to become infected, rest assured that you have received this “gift”, most likely, for life!
Before you start injuring your not yet fully strengthened body, try the simulation option.
Now you know how to get sick in 5 minutes, but do you need it? In any case, all of the above methods are dishonest treatment of others. Typically, people who use “harmful” advice are weak people who are afraid of difficulties. And how many more difficulties lie ahead throughout life! Therefore, it is better to start tempering now. Finish reading the article and sit down to do your homework! And may health be with you!
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There is a huge number of different tips on how you can quickly get sick, and they are effective:
I hope that you will not take this article seriously, because a couple of days of rest is not worth it for you to get seriously ill. Don't joke with your health!
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The most common ways to be sure to get sick leave are a red throat, poisoning, runny nose and high temperature. All these signs can be created within the walls of your home with the help of good acting and some tricks.
For example:
If you are still interested in how to quickly get a real cold or even pneumonia, then you need to treat all methods with caution. Treatment should begin after the first symptoms, call a doctor or complain to parents. Otherwise, you can greatly harm your body.
You can get sick if:
At home, you can do more than just catch a cold. Very easy to get eating disorder, intestinal inflammation and poisoning with fever.
Here are a few ways to get sick quickly and for a long time:
Some people believe that it is impossible to get sick in the summer. But this is a misconception. Doctors have long recognized that if the disease strikes in warm time year, then it proceeds worse than in winter. Treatment may take several weeks.
The easiest way to get sick in the summer is to get poisoned. In warm weather, products tend to disappear quickly, especially if they are not put in the refrigerator or stored in the sun. This is the method you can use to miss a few days at work, school or college.
One of the common answers to the question of how to quickly get sick with a fever at home is to spend a long time under the air conditioner. Due to weak vigilance in the summer, you may not notice when the body freezes under a cooling device. If you want to catch a cold on purpose, just sit for half an hour under a device with a low temperature setting.
Swimming in a pond is great and at the same time a fun way get sick quickly and for a long time. You need to stay in the water for a long time, and then do not dry yourself with a towel. In this case, you can catch a common cold or something much more serious.
If there are difficult days ahead and you decide to find a good reason not to come to the office or educational institution, then the best way is to get sick. Doing this at home is very easy and quick. There are some tips.
But if you still really feel very unwell, then you should start treatment immediately:
Pneumonia is a serious disease. It may become a complication after common cold. Treatment of inflammation may take several months.
In this case, it is necessary to constantly monitor the disease by a competent specialist:
If you decide to skip an important test at school or an exam at college, then illness becomes the solution. But you don’t have to actually harm your health. In simple ways at home you can create a temporary runny nose, red throat and fever. In this case, the doctor will definitely issue a sick leave, and you will get the expected result.
But it’s still worth remembering that illness cannot hide from all problems and difficulties. Moreover, such a “trick” can cause serious complications and even put your life at risk, because health is not something to joke about.
A difficult situation at work, school or university will certainly be resolved, but in the event of a serious illness, the body may not recover.
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How to quickly get sick at home with a cold, sore throat, ARVI, flu for real with a fever: 30 popular quick ways
Surely the question “how to quickly and truly get sick” did not arise in your mind when the alarm clock was ringing. You have been thinking about this since yesterday or even earlier. The mistake of every person who urgently needs an illness in the form of a cold is that he only suffers, and does not take action and does not think through a plan. Each way to get sick is good in its own way. You just need to choose what suits you and start preparing for it at least a few hours in advance.
How to quickly get sick at home with a cold, sore throat, ARVI, flu with a real fever? So, how to quickly get sick at home with a cold, sore throat, acute respiratory viral infection, flu with a real fever? There are 30 popular quick methods:
All these methods really work and have been tested by people. Be careful when choosing one of the methods - assess the health risks.
It often happens that you need to quickly get sick in one night or in 5 minutes with a fever. The above described ways to get a sore throat or a cold. But you can poison yourself. For example, if you drink a glass of stale juice or week-old tea, then diarrhea and fever are guaranteed.
Remember: This method, in addition to poisoning, may cause gastritis or other problems with the digestive system. Be careful!
The cold will help you get sick in 5 minutes. Eat 200 grams of ice cream quickly while standing in the cold. If you have more time, you can eat 1 kilogram of this cold delicacy, then a sore throat is guaranteed.
The simulation will also help you get sick in 5 minutes. You can heat the thermometer over a light bulb or use other methods that have already been described above.
Often a cough and runny nose are a sign of an incipient illness. Therefore, children do not even need to take their temperature when a doctor comes to the house if they have a cough and snot. How can a child get sick quickly and easily at school, at home, in the spring with a cough or runny nose?
It is enough for a person to become slightly hypothermic for a runny nose or sore throat to appear, which causes a cough. To do this, just go out onto the balcony in the cold, naked to the waist, and drink a glass of beer from the refrigerator or mineral water. Stay like this for another half hour and the next day you will have a sore throat or ARVI.
Children get sick at school if they run out into the street naked during recess. Even if the child is active and runs around in the cold, he will catch a cold. After all, the sudden entry of cold air into the bronchi provokes hypothermia.
In the spring, when it’s still cool, it’s enough to walk barefoot through puddles or just get your feet wet. Cough, runny nose, sore throat and fever are guaranteed.
Sore throat- this is a 100% sick leave, since this disease always accompanied by high fever, cough and other complications. How to make a sore throat quickly?
Go for a run in the morning. Run as far as you can until you feel tired and short of breath. Then gradually slow down your running and begin feverishly inhaling the cold morning air through your mouth. Do this for 15-30 minutes. You will feel a sore throat within an hour.
Important: Do not overdo it with running, so as not to harm your health. Some people need to run for at least 40-60 minutes to get tired, while for others a 15-minute run is enough.
A certificate or sick leave is issued for a week or more if a person has a fever. If you have a question about what to do to get sick for a week, then you will have to sacrifice your health:
Choose one of the methods described above and take action, but do not overdo it.
Chickenpox is a viral disease. If you get chickenpox, sick leave is guaranteed. Often parents want their child to overcome this disease in childhood, since the disease in adulthood is much more difficult to tolerate, causing serious complications.
How quickly do you get chickenpox? To get chickenpox, you need contact with someone who is sick. So, if in kindergarten or school quarantine due to this disease, it means that one of the children is already sick. Enough healthy child come to his house and just be in the same room or play with the same toys. It is believed that you can become ill with this virus after 1-1.5 hours of contact with a patient.
Getting sick is not a problem. But you need to think about the consequences and whether it is worth taking such a risk, sacrificing your health in the name of your goal. Don't take this article seriously, as a couple of days of rest is not worth it if you get seriously ill. Don't joke with your health!
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Symptoms of an illness are mainly signs of how the immune system is fighting infection. Typically, immunity is activated only 3-4 days after the infection enters the body. Therefore, if you want to get sick quickly at home, you are better off faking the illness.
No known disease manifests itself so quickly, in five minutes. Therefore, it is better to feign injury rather than illness. Then your mother will be more likely to believe you and leave you at home and not let you go to school.
There are two types of injuries that are easier and simpler to simulate:
To fake a sprained ankle:
To simulate a headbutt you need to:
The easiest way is to stay awake all night until the morning. Then you will look like a clearly sick and sleepy person and you won’t have to pretend anything. Even if your parents send you to school, immediately complain to the teacher that you are feeling unwell and ask to see a doctor/nurse. When the doctor looks at you, he will see strange symptoms and send you home. The doctor or nurse simply will not want to take responsibility.
The easiest and safest way to go to the hospital is to give yourself severe diarrhea (diarrhea). Diarrhea is a symptom of many serious infectious diseases. But remember - diarrhea must be really strong, causeless and frequent. You have to tell everyone that you didn’t eat anything unusual, that the portion size was also normal, but now, out of the blue, you started having severe and frequent diarrhea. At the same time, do not forget to drink a lot of liquid. Otherwise, you will cause dehydration and cause serious injury to yourself.
If your parents send you to school despite severe diarrhea, do not be afraid. It's even easier to fake diarrhea there. Ask the teacher to go to the toilet several times in a row. Complain about severe discomfort - you feel nauseous, your stomach hurts, you constantly want to go to the toilet. The teacher or school doctor will not want to take responsibility and will send you home or call an ambulance and send you to the hospital.
High temperature is considered the most reliable symptom of the disease, so it is best to imitate it.
Take a towel and soak it in hot water. Place the towel on your forehead for 1 minute. Then show yourself to your parents and complain about your high temperature. Your forehead will turn slightly red and feel hot. Just remember to make sure your forehead is dry, otherwise they'll know you're cheating.
Under your shirt, wear things that do not allow heat to pass through. It could be:
Go to bed with this under the blanket and lie there for about 30 minutes. Then you can go to your parents and complain about the high temperature.
The easiest way to raise your body temperature is by drinking or eating hot foods. It could be soup, tea, porridge. All types of hot peppers also increase the temperature - chili, tabasco, jalapeno. Consume more spicy and hot foods and your body temperature will rise.
The common cold is rhinitis, an inflammation of the nasal mucosa. Colds are caused by microbes that already live on our mucous membranes, so you don’t need to be in contact with someone who is sick to catch a cold.
Sore throat is an acute infectious disease with local inflammation of the throat. It often begins after a cold, as a complication. The treatment is long, difficult and unpleasant. Therefore, you should not get a sore throat in order not to go to school.
To get a sore throat you need:
ARVI is an acute respiratory viral infection. This is the name of all diseases caused by a virus that affects the respiratory tract. Accordingly, the only way to get sick from ARVI is to catch the virus from someone who is already sick. Sometimes the virus is transmitted to humans from animals, so those who work with animals and do not wash their hands and do not follow hygiene rules often get sick.
To get ARVI you need:
Pneumonia or pneumonia is a dangerous, fatal disease. In some cases, the patient may die in just a few days, even without severe symptoms. In pneumonia, the alveoli (the small organ in the lungs through which we breathe) fill with fluid and the person suffocates.
To get pneumonia you need:
Chickenpox or varicella is a viral disease. Therefore, the only way to get chickenpox is to catch the virus from someone who is already sick. Most people have been vaccinated (vaccinated) against chickenpox. Therefore, they cannot get sick, even if they come into very close contact with carriers of the virus. A person who has already had chickenpox once receives immunity from the virus. Therefore, it is almost impossible to get sick again.
To get chickenpox you need to:
Anorexia is a complete lack of appetite. Most often it is a mental disorder. Therefore, the easiest way to get anorexia is to go crazy. In other cases, loss of appetite is due to illness or external factors.
To get anorexia you need to:
Otitis is a severe inflammation of the ear, usually caused by a bacterial infection. May be accompanied by very severe pain. Treatment can be lengthy and unpleasant.
To get otitis you need:
Whatever the reason that arouses your interest in the disease, remember, it is always better to fake the disease rather than to be really sick. Under no circumstances do the following:
It's better to fake illness and never get sick for real.
Now you know what not to do to always be healthy
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Schoolchildren are required to attend school, but sometimes a break is needed. Therefore, we will tell you how to get sick in 5 minutes. This can be done at home, but be prepared for complications. Sometimes catching a disease for real is not best way out from the situation. However, we suggest effective methods implementation of plans.
If you have thought it over and decided to get sick, use one of the options below.
For those with naturally weak immune system It won’t be difficult to catch a cold after sitting in a draft. Open the doors and windows wide, make yourself comfortable in a light T-shirt in front of the TV. After a couple of hours you will notice the first deterioration.
If there is no possibility of a draft, turn on the air conditioner. You put low temperature to feel the cold. Sit under the air flow to freeze. After a few hours, you will feel a sore throat, nasal congestion and other symptoms. Do not sit under the air conditioner for more than 15 minutes.
Since you can get sick in 5 minutes at home, let's look at how to do it for real. All you need is to warm up in the bath or shower, dress lightly (T-shirt, shorts) and stand on the balcony in the cold.
IN best case scenario you'll only get a cold in your throat, or at worst, you'll end up with a sore throat. Pour milk from the refrigerator into a glass, drink it in medium sips, without warming your mouth. This technique works much faster than if you drank any other liquid (juice, water, etc.).
It is necessary to keep your feet warm, as you can easily get sick for a week with a fever. If this is your goal, then get your feet wet in cold puddles. Walk for another 20 minutes and return home.
Take a small glass (50-100 ml), pour cold water into it halfway. Fill the rest with crushed ice. Consume the contents in one gulp. The body will instantly become hypothermic, and a cold will not be long in coming.
This option is suitable for people who play sports. You need to sweat 5 minutes before you get sick. Do intense exercise at home or at the gym. Next, go out into the wind, stand hot until it cools down. It's very easy to make things really worse with this method, but don't overdo it.
If you don’t specifically harden yourself, then you’ll get sick the first time you take a cold shower. The duration of the procedure is 5 minutes, no more. Dry yourself, go out onto the loggia or balcony for another 3 minutes.
This variation is suitable for schoolchildren with a weakened immune system and a sensitive throat. Take half a glass of water, add ice cubes and drink the “miracle cocktail”. As an alternative to water, you can take compote or fruit drink.
It’s risky, because getting sick and lying down with a temperature of 38 for a whole week using this method is extremely dangerous. The likelihood of catching meningitis increases significantly. If you are ready to take a risk, then after a shower, do not dry your hair, go for a 5-minute walk.
IN cold period It is enough to throw on a jacket instead of a down jacket, and also leave the throat open. For better effect Instead of warm shoes, you can dress up in sneakers and freeze. Due to hypothermia, the effect will appear soon.
The method is designed for people who are at least a little prepared. In all other cases, diving into an ice hole can lead to severe spasm of the blood channels and even death.
Before you get sick, you need to eat a large ice cream within a maximum of 5 minutes. It can be eaten at home or outside in snowy weather. This way it really won't be difficult to catch a cold.
Buy any sucking candy. For example, “Rondo”, “Mentos”, “Holls”, etc. Dissolve while standing in the frosty air. Then breathe frequently through your mouth to cool your throat. The discomfort will appear after an hour.
Dial hot water and steam thoroughly. After you leave the bathroom, drink a glass of ice water in one gulp.
If the heat outside is unbearably hot, open the freezer and start breathing deeply and intensely. The cold air will then do everything for you.
This is not the most good way catch a cold. At strong immunity nothing will happen to you. Otherwise you can earn enough serious illness in the form of meningitis.
Since it’s easy to get sick in 5 minutes, let’s explore another option at home. Change into light clothes, and then actively exercise outside. You'll get a real cold after it cools down.
If you live in a private house and the floor is tiled, this method should help. In winter, get your feet wet and wander around the house.
If one of your friends is already sick, go visit and spend a few hours with the sick person. Drink water from a shared bottle or mug. Virus infection is guaranteed.
If you really want to know how to get sick for 2 weeks, open a window in winter and sit on the windowsill. Allow about half an hour or even more for gatherings.
When going for a walk in winter, wet your socks with cold water. Walk in the cold for a few hours. When you arrive home, you will experience a sore throat, cough, and nasal congestion.
Drink any ice-cold drink quickly in large sips. Eg, milkshake. Cold has a negative effect on the throat. The disease will not take long to develop.
To understand how to get sick in 5 minutes, just drive with the window open in a vehicle. At home, the malaise will really manifest itself, even if you were driving home from work in the hot summer.
Take a bath or take a hot shower, stand under the air conditioner. As a result, you will experience severe hypothermia and become ill for a long time.
Open the windows or leave the fan/air conditioner on overnight. The next morning you will wake up with a cold. Never do this in winter, you may get sick. serious illness, which will lead to irreversible consequences.
Lay under the scorching sun for half an hour, then jump into the spring water. From such hypothermia you will feel unwell by the evening.
If you just want to fake a cold, gently inhale freshly ground black pepper. Such dust will cause prolonged lacrimation and sneezing.
To significantly raise your body temperature, add 1 drop of iodine to a teaspoon of sugar. It is forbidden to resort to such an experiment if you have heart problems.
Before taking the temperature, spread the indentations with salt. Draw a picture of a sick person and set up a thermometer. Temperatures should rise to 38-39 degrees.
It's not hard to figure out how to get sick. Almost any of the methods can be implemented in 5 minutes at home. If you do it right, you will get really sick. Assess your own condition and do not take unnecessary risks.
Someone’s voluntary desire to get sick comes as a shock, because this is, at a minimum, masochism, if not a manifestation of an attempt to say goodbye to life. But often it is the disease that is the best way get rid of the need to solve problems or at least makes it possible to forget about them for a while. This applies not only to schoolchildren or students. Generally speaking, everyone gets tired, but not everyone finds time for a proper rest from work or household chores.
Why not get sick and finally get some sleep, watch the movie you promised yourself three months ago, or just lie in silence? The main thing is to have knowledge about the nuances of this art.
What does it take to get really sick?
“Helpful tips” that are dangerous to your health.
Winter is definitely the perfect time to get sick; there are plenty of opportunities. You can open the window and sit near it or on the windowsill, but this is the most obvious. In addition, you can:
These methods have been tested, choose according to your taste. Just remember to assess the health risks.
True, the consequences after such experiments can be not only unpleasant, but also life-threatening.
The most, perhaps, nice ways(especially for cunning people) - getting sick without actually getting sick. In such cases, you pay with an agreement with your conscience and the title of a deceiver, if suddenly something goes wrong.
Have you studied the information provided on how to quickly get sick at home, but are not satisfied? Yes, there is something else. For lovers of all things extraordinary and acting. If you want not only to get sick status, but also to take care of yourself and have fun, try it.
Let's explain using the example of a schoolchild. Everyone knows: tomorrow there’s a test in nasty physics, your classmates are pestering you, or you’re in the midst of learning something new. computer game. But it’s not so easy to trick a mother. Which, however, is not a synonym for the word impossible.
The main thing: do not ask to stay at home, unless the situation is getting out of control(“it’s time to put on your shoes”). Your parents themselves should suggest that you not go to class.
Beautiful, is not it? You can try something similar with your wife or boyfriend.
Whatever happens in your life, it’s better to simulate it. What if everything gets better tomorrow, but you’ve already undermined your health. If there is no doubt that everything is bad, make an appointment with a psychiatrist (a joke with some truth).
And finally, we will tell you what actions to avoid:
Take care of yourself and don't get sick!
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Situations are different. For example, you are not ready for a test in physics, you don’t want to attend a boring meeting, you urgently need to go somewhere. Or you just want to lie on the couch doing nothing. How to quickly catch a cold at home? The methods will also be different. Decide: do you really want to get sick? Or do you just need to appear sick? In each case, their own means are used to “get a cold.”
So, let's decide: to be sick or to convince others that you are sick? In most cases, the answer will be the latter: you need to convince your parents or boss that you are sick. Indeed, rarely does anyone want to put their body in danger if they can only pretend to be sick!
Now decide how long you need illness for: a couple of days or a week. Please note: when you begin to “plan” your illness, decide its timing, study symptoms, etc., your subconscious is already beginning to prepare for real illness. It is ready to support your aspiration. This is a definite autogenic training consciousness, facilitating control of the body. So don't be surprised if you actually get sick.
If this does not happen, there are other options. What is easier and “safer” to get sick? Colds, Certainly. Acute respiratory infections, acute respiratory viral infections, flu, sore throat and other diseases are “earned” very easily. To do this, you just need to get cold enough, hang out in line at the clinic, or just take a ride on the subway during the flu season. You can chat with sick friends or acquaintances, and you are guaranteed to catch a cold.
This is on extreme case. Remember, it is not difficult to get a real disease. It is more difficult to cure it. By the way, treating a cold during pregnancy is not an easy task. Therefore in interesting position We do not recommend pretending! In the meantime, find out how to appear sick while remaining healthy?
Do you have a test or a test tomorrow? Try "sloping". We offer some tips on how to appear sick. Choose the most suitable ones, based on the level of trust your parents or bosses have in you.
How to increase body temperature?
You can simply warm up the thermometer. To do this, use not very hot water, a battery, a burning light bulb, or simply rub the thermometer on a fleecy cloth. Just don’t overdo it: heat to 38-38.5 degrees.
Another way to achieve high heat: Rub garlic or salt into your armpits.
How to depict a runny nose? It's also easy. Try to breathe through your mouth rather than your nose. And when talking, pronounce words “through your nose.” This is how real sick people communicate.
How to make your eyes hurt? Rub your eyes, moisten your eyelashes a little (if there is no water, you can use saliva). To make your eyes red, use some irritant. For example, a drop of perfume, mascara, etc. And make a sad, pained expression in your eyes. They will definitely sympathize with you.
How to induce sneezing? For this purpose, there are some substances that cause irritation of the nasal mucosa. This could be, for example, black pepper, tobacco, dust, even just a feather, etc. After these irritants, you will not get rid of sneezing for several minutes, your eyes will be red, and tears will flow.
How to induce a cough? Cough occurs from irritation respiratory tract. Burn some polymer material and inhale the smoke. By the way, this method can also lead to an increase in body temperature. In case of poisoning by combustion products.
How to create the appearance of a sick person? Try to appear sick in the evening. To do this, you need to portray lethargy, apathy, Bad mood, refuse to eat, constantly lie down, moan, complain of a headache, etc.
If the imaginary cold “doesn’t work,” you’ll have to get really sick. In fact, a cold is not such a harmless disease. If treatment is not started in time, there may be unpleasant consequences. For example, pneumonia, bronchitis, etc. Therefore, when the first symptoms of the disease appear, treatment must be started immediately.
We offer several ways to “get” a cold. The list below includes winter and summer options.
Still, it’s better not to joke with your health. After all, any disease can cause serious problems in the future. There are many ways to get a cold. It's easy to do. And it will be much more difficult to recover.
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